A glass, one inch deep in my neck, 41% chance of survival.
I was stabbed by a thirteen pound rubber dildo (It was at a sex shop in downtown Seattle.)
Eight inches deep in my neck.
I have a 69% chance of survival.
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you can’t just post things like that i swallowed my tongue laughing
It was Pride yesterday and we were out till like, two in the morning. We were walking in downtown Seattle and we found a leather/sex shop that usually caters to the bear community and all that.
I was admiring their toys and I wanted to handle the biggest one they had.
The shop owner went to the shelf and let me hold it.
It was kind of awesome, to be honest.
So I get stabbed with my best friend’s legs
4 inches into my nose
and I have a 15% chance of survival.